If Rodney Was Alive Today

The purpose of this blog post is humor.  There’s nothing educational about it.

I miss Rodney Dangerfield. Although he and I never met, I feel a certain kinship with him.  He was the comedian for those with self-esteem issues (“I don’t get no respect.”).  I loved him in Caddyshack.

The following statements, sent to me by a friend, remind me of Rodney Dangerfield.  At least two are Rodney-worthy.  Enjoy!

The economy is so bad that. . .

  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.
  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
  • Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore.
  • A picture is now worth only 200 words.
  • They renamed Wall Street Wal-Mart Street.
  • I called the suicide hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
by David Albrecht


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